OK, so remember how I mentioned last time that Treasuriffic Tuesday doesn’t happen nearly enough? That wasn’t supposed to be a cue for Diamond to make it to where I don’t post again for five months?!?!?! Anyway, we have gotten quite a few new followers, so if you aren’t familiar with me, shame on you.
This is me. I am glorious. You simply must read all of the posts featuring me. Go ahead.
Done? Okay, good. Now that you know who I am, I’m going to introduce our topic for today’s Treasuriffic Tuesday.
My favorite holiday(other than National Treasure day) is Halloween. Halloween is great because a) Orange is one of the theme colors and b) being evil is normal and cool. Being that it’s October, I decided to make BAB Takeover Week Halloween themed because I can. You’re welcome. Now, all the BAB’s participating in Takeover week must do as I say, Mwahahhahahah!
Anyway, today I will be sharing my guide to Trick-or-Treating!
Dress up in different costumes
You’ll need like, four or five different costumes if you want a lot of treats. See, the trick is to dress up in different costumes and go to the same houses. That way, you will get more candy. Candy is great.
It doesn’t matter how old you are
A lot of times people say to stop trick-or-treating at a certain age or whatnot, it. doesn’t. matter.
Pretend to be younger than you actually are, just go and take candy from your whole neighborhood. Who does that hurt?
This one is literally in the name. Trick-or-treat? If people don’t give you a worthy treat, it’s time to trick them! There are so many pranks you could play, but my personal favorite is to TP their house.
Eat lots of candy
This one is in the name as well. You need to eat a ton of candy on Halloween. Like, if you don’t get a stomachache, you didn’t eat enough candy.
Obviously you enjoyed this post. Let me know how awesome I am and also what posts you’d like to see from me! Happy early Halloween! Mwhhahahahah!
P.S. Diamond told me to remind you guys about the BAB Club! If you want exclusive content, you have to sign up! I mean, c’mon, I’m in the BAB Club! There are 3 spots left, and if you sign up now, you can receive October’s newsletter, along with every month after that! What are you waiting for?