Treasure’s School Horror Stories (Treasuriffic Tuesdays ~ BAB Takeover Week September 2020)

Warning from Summer: Treasure has…an interesting way of doing things. It is not recommended that you do any of these things.

Hello my glorious fans!

This week, we’re going to have a themed takeover week. It will be Back to School themed. I definitely wouldn’t have picked that theme, seeing as I hate school! However, I found a way for me to have a school themed post, without the post losing my special touch. You’re welcome. Today, I will be sharing my school horror stories!

Let’s just get right into the good stuff.

My Second Day of School

Oof. I thought school wasn’t so bad on my first day. But THEN, I found out I would have to go BACK. That was truly a traumatizing day.

My Evil Twin

Do you guys all know that I have an evil twin named Pleasure? Well, I do. She’s like me, but not as awesome and way crueler. Anyway, one day she went to school in my place. Initially, I was like, “Great! I don’t have to go to school anymore!” But THEN, I found out that she was making me look bad. She did all my tests and purposely made me fail. I mean, I usually failed, but that wasn’t on purpose! She also yelled at all my friends. That isn’t something an awesome person would do. I quickly had to return to school to clean up Pleasure’s mess.

The Infamous Chicken Incident

Yeah, I quickly learned not to eat from my school’s cafeteria. Anyway, I normally tried to avoid eating food that was from my school, but sometimes I forgot my lunch at home and I didn’t have a choice. Well, one day, I ordered Chicken Parmesan from the school cafeteria. Sounds pretty good, right? Wrong. It tasted pretty weird, but I still ate it. That was a huge mistake. For days, I was barfing up my insides. THE CHICKEN WAS RAW! The school tried to poison me! Definitely not fun.

Failing My English Essay

Oh man. I got an assignment for English and it was worth 20% of my grade. I was a little nervous, but luckily the topic was pretty easy. It was on the most important person in my life. Obviously, I wrote all about myself! However, my teacher didn’t see the genius of my work. SHE GAVE ME AN F! Can you believe that? She offered to let me re-do the assignment, but why would I do that?

My Phone Got Taken Away

This one’s just awful guys. When I was in my later days of school, I was playing on my phone during World History. I mean, you don’t really need to know that stuff, right? Why did it matter that my phone was more important than learning about the first World War? Anyway, my History teacher noticed, and got up to take my phone away! Because I’d used my phone so much during school, she took it for a week! She didn’t have the right to do that!

Pranks

For our last topic, this is one that could be fun – student teacher pranks! However, this one didn’t take plyace when I was a student. So, as I’ve mentioned before, I teach a seminar here at the BAB residence on how to be awesome. That normally goes pretty well, but one time, Mischief made it to where a bucket of water fell on my head as I entered the room. That was definitely not one of my prouder moments.

Well, those are all of the horror stories I have for you today! I hope you weren’t too upset that all of those horrible things happened to me. Really, it happened such a long time ago, and I have been able to come to terms with all those horrible things people did to me and forgive them. I know, how could I possibly be a better cat? (I couldn’t, it’s not possible)

Do you have any school horror stories?

P.S. Keep an eye out for Sandy’s DITL tomorrow!

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